Doggie Days

First, sorry.  I know Aki told you that I was going to post the next day (see her blog at Marshmallow Pudding), and that is actually what I told her.  But I just HAD to finish that bone.  Second, when I say teeny-no-puni, I mean puni-no-microscopic.  Therewere only two dogs at the audition, unlike Aki’s, which had about seventy (SEVENTY!!!) people auditioning.  But, it was a really big deal to me.  The hardest part about the audition was that the other dog was my girlfriend, Honey.  Unfortunately, I’m neutered and Honey is spayed.  Oh, the cruelties of the vet.
   Aki’s Commentaries
It’s for your own good, Milo.

   Basically, the audition was for a REALLY proffesional movie that she and her friends at home are making.
   Aki’s Commentaries
Sorry, Melo, Shals, and Angie.  And Gina.  And Penelope.  And 1+1 because he couldn’t film at my house.  And nowone else.

  The only problem was that there is one dog as a main character.  And two dogs that really want to be in the movie.  So Aki and her neighbors tested/auditioned both of us. I won by one trick.  I will gladly listen to the command, “Roll Over” for the rest of my happy life.

-Milo Pawprint

Since I have already told you about me, now it’s time for you to learn about my pet human, Akinna. It’s quite easy to take care of her, actually. Every day I walk her twice by letting her hold the leash and clip it onto my harness. Then, I lead her around the neighborhood. Then I’m also training her how to sneak food from the table. If she listens, I pounce on her and yawn-say, “goood girrrrrrl!”. Also, she gets to play with me. Then I get to sleep with her on weekends. But first, I need to give her a shower (lick her) so she doesn’t get her bed dirty. Her favorite food is artichokes, when her mom boils them, and then she eats them whole. I use licks as treats, they’re like her favorite thing in the world. She was born on * * th, 1998. Which means she is 9 years old! That’s ALOT in doggie age. About 50 or 60. Of course, though, if we compared her human age (9) to my doggie age (18), I’m older than her. But that doesn’t really make sense because she was born first…………..it’s confusing. My human age is 2.  But I’m almost a GROWNup.  And also, just thought I’d tell you, these are the bad words I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I) I know:
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Sorry, but I con’t say them.  But you can count the beeps and figure out how many BAAAAAAAD Words I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-) I know.  Well, tata!

-Milo Pawprint